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Pizza Punks

by dumb

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  • Limited Edition 7 inch on Melted Mozza Vinyl
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A personal sized 7 inch platter pressed on melted mozza yellow vinyl and delivered to your door via Mint Records. The record also comes with a bonus 8 page comic book featuring Dumb’s XL adventures, illustrated by Cole Pauls, and Risograph printed by Moniker Press. Limited to 500 copies and prepared in Vancouver, BC by Clampdown Pressing.

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In my bubble Jesus Christ’s a heavy metal pizza slice with egg-fried rice, belly breaking, stolen footwear VV trade-in Look at Mr. Young he’s fading, look at all my best friend’s paintings, pecorino, tastes amazing, yeah I got you each a pizza slice You see garbage something broken, two years hoping I can gift it, when you wear it let me know then call me on the telephone I know I don’t pick up but leave a message though, you’re welcome over anytime you know yeah, we could always get a pizza slice
Sun breaches the mountain Filling up down below He wakes before his alarm clock It's time to go make the dough Wife brews the coffee  Kisses him on the head Takes the sports section Reads arts & leisure instead Everything is healthy in his mind Unhappiness. Grievances left behind He kneads to the second Precision is a must He needs the right balance Achieve that perfect crust No one can spoil his any day His son's back home next week for a visit Been off at school He knows he'll have much to say He's happy with his life and all it brings His little dog, his starter, the King of Kings


Are you hungry? Mint Records is dishing out our tastiest single since cub’s Hot Dog Day! In collaboration with notorious Vancouver comic artist Cole Pauls and Conundrum Press, we’ve got a 2 for 1 deal lined up that will make your mouth water! To celebrate Cole’s new comic collection, Pizza Punks, we’ve rounded up the savory sounds of two of Vancouver’s deluxe punk combos, Dumb and Tough Age!

Dumb serves up “Pizza Slice,” a piping hot pie of chopped chords drizzled with their secret sauce of jittery verse and tangy feedback that will melt your mozza and your face. Best served on a Saturday night with your best pals but also lifesaving the next morning when you wake up late and need something to get you moving!

Tough Age takes you out for a date night to a classy Italian place with checkered tablecloths and a candle stuck in an empty wine bottle. They serve up “Giuseppe Pizzeria” and it’s a refreshingly authentic taste of the band's time tested recipe of fresh jangle and creamy vocals, all served on a crisp and swaggering crust.

Listen to the Tough Age Side of this 7 inch here:

Cole Pauls is a Tahltan comic artist, illustrator and printmaker hailing from Haines Junction (Yukon Territory) with a BFA in Illustration from Emily Carr University. Residing in Vancouver, Pauls focuses on his two comic series, the first being Pizza Punks: a self contained comic strip about punks eating pizza, the other being Dakwäkãda Warriors.


released July 9, 2021

Mastered by Jay Arner


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dumb Vancouver, British Columbia

dumb from vancouver

pic by marisa kriangwiwat holmes

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